Well I, was passed out like a log
And I, was woken from my slumber, baby
All I know is that my wife
Told me to get out of bed
Find out what the racket was
Oh my head, my head

So I, I got dressed in the dark
Cause I, I heard my doggy barkin', baby
All I know is that to me
This felt like a floppy shirt
Then my baby said to me (I felt like a jerk)

You're in my nightgown, baby, nightgown
Like a tranny, baby, nightgown gown gown
You're in my nightgown, baby, nightgown
Like a tranny, baby, nightgown gown gown

Then I, I had to go outside
(Where there's nowhere to hide)
And I, just had to run into my neighbor, Stanley
All I know is that to me
This was not a lot of fun
Then my neighbor said to me (I felt really dumb)

You're in a nightgown, buddy, nightgown
Like a tranny, buddy, nightgown gown gown
You're in a nightgown, buddy, nightgown
Like a tranny, buddy, nightgown gown gown

I want some pants
I want some pants

All I know is that to me
This felt like a floppy shirt
Then my baby said to me (I felt like a jerk)

You're in my nightgown, baby, nightgown
Like a tranny, baby, nightgown gown gown
You're in my nightgown, baby, nightgown
Like a tranny, baby, nightgown gown gown

I want some pants
I want some pants