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Song Parodies -> "Too Shrunk To Tuck"

Original Song Title:

"Too Drunk To F*ck"

Original Performer:

Dead Kennedys

Parody Song Title:

"Too Shrunk To Tuck"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

In sympathy & with apologies to the nursing profession.........
Work as a nursie
I work all night
I made 16 beds
and I stretched 'em up all tight

Laundry raided
Smooth out that ruck
I'm pulling at the sheets
Too shrunk to tuck

Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's too shrunk, to tuck
too shrunk to tuck

Hospital worries
There's more than one
Shooting up supplies
Sounds like a way of getting done

Sweep with a broom
Around their head
On this ward they maybe
Soon may well be dead

Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It just won't stretch 'n' how
too shrunk to tuck

Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk to tuck
Too shrunk, to tuck
It's starched stiff ooh 'n' old
too shrunk to tuck

He's about to drop
His bed's a mess
Not my vocation this
Nursin' people in pain

Another bed
I quietly curse
and rue the sodding day
I became a nurse

It's too shrunk to tuck
All too shrunk to tuck
Not what I need right now oh no way
It's ripping and I scream "Too far-
Oh Save me!"

I scream from ear to ear
Too shrunk to tuck
Yeah Yeah
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John Barry - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title sub.
littleCupCakes - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a good write on a little known subject! yes, it is very frustrating when the sheets get too shrunk & old from constant hot dryers . . .
LucidLupin - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John and LCC ;)
Widgit - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious! ROFL

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