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Song Parodies -> "Crawford Texas Uber Alles"

Original Song Title:

"California Uber Alles"

Original Performer:

Dead Kennedys

Parody Song Title:

"Crawford Texas Uber Alles"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

The Lyrics

Sure a dictatorship would be easier-George W Bush
I am Lord Dubya Bush
My brain is lodged somewhere up my tush
Still you made me president

American rights will go away
I am now your dictator today
Now I command all of you
Your kids will pray in school
Know of only Christians too

Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas

Ann Coulter will control you
Still you think it's natural
Gay bashing for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes can't happen here
Johnny Ashcroft is near
We got trouble up Iraq way
Join the army or you will pay

Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas

Now it's December 2004
I am pleased to launch the third world war
You too will meet my secret police
They will draft you and lynch your niece

Go quietly to boot camp
If you refuse, you'll be shot like a tramp
Don't you worry it's for a good cause
Helping Haliburton circumvent the laws

Choke on my new zyclon gas
Libya or North Korea
You will croak you piece of mush
When you screw with dictator Bush

Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Crawford Texas, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, Crawford Texas

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"You made me President"? Since when am I on the Supreme Court?
mAximo - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Was this based on a later (live?) version that the 70s original (which would get butchered in terms of pacing)? Even so, making Bubya's hicktown the centre of the 4th Reich was quite clever. It's about time somebody wrote a Dead Kennedy's parody - we need more from the punk scene!
the mikester - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done.

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