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Song Parodies -> "D.K.T.O.S."
Original Song Title:
"Robot"
Original Performer:
David Zed
Parody Song Title:
"D.K.T.O.S."
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
For those not in the know, the acronym "DKTOS" means "Don't (or Didn't) Know The Original Song. Sometimes, people will parody a song that quite a few people haven't heard before. Unfortunately, a select few people will vote 1-1-1 on a parody just because it's obscure. This parody is about someone who votes "1" on parodies of songs they've never heard before, but eventually sees the light. Ironically, the original song is an obscure song. Enjoy the parody!
D.K.T.O.S. [8x]
Don’t know that song,
I have never heard it,
I don’t know if I’d like it,
I don’t think I’ll find out,
I’ll leave it as it is.
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know if it’s funny,
Or if it’s sad or happy,
If I see a parody,
Then I’ll give that spoof a 1.
(mouse clicking & keyboard typing)
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know its chart position.
Why someone went fishin’,
And brought it in the open,
I’ll never understand.
(drum roll)
Don’t know that song,
I have got a feeling,
Somehow, it looks appealing,
But this thought sends me reeling,
So my vote will be 1.
(mouse clicking & keyboard typing)
Do know, don’t know. [x4]
Do, don’t. [x8]
Known, not. [x2]
Unknown! [x11]
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Don’t know that song,
I have never heard it,
I don’t know if I’d like it,
I don’t think I’ll find out,
I’ll leave it as it is.
Don’t know that song,
But I just listened to it,
Before, I never knew it,
Now, it’s one of my favorites,
Why would I vote it 1?
Do know, don’t know. [x4]
Do, don’t. [x8]
Known, not. [x2]
D.K.T.O.S. [x4]
Don’t know that song,
D.K.T.O.S., D.K.T.O.S., D.K.T.O.S.,
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know that song,
D.K.T.O.S…
Don’t know that song,
I have never heard it,
I don’t know if I’d like it,
I don’t think I’ll find out,
I’ll leave it as it is.
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know if it’s funny,
Or if it’s sad or happy,
If I see a parody,
Then I’ll give that spoof a 1.
(mouse clicking & keyboard typing)
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know its chart position.
Why someone went fishin’,
And brought it in the open,
I’ll never understand.
(drum roll)
Don’t know that song,
I have got a feeling,
Somehow, it looks appealing,
But this thought sends me reeling,
So my vote will be 1.
(mouse clicking & keyboard typing)
Do know, don’t know. [x4]
Do, don’t. [x8]
Known, not. [x2]
Unknown! [x11]
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Unknown!
Don’t know that song,
I have never heard it,
I don’t know if I’d like it,
I don’t think I’ll find out,
I’ll leave it as it is.
Don’t know that song,
But I just listened to it,
Before, I never knew it,
Now, it’s one of my favorites,
Why would I vote it 1?
Do know, don’t know. [x4]
Do, don’t. [x8]
Known, not. [x2]
D.K.T.O.S. [x4]
Don’t know that song,
D.K.T.O.S., D.K.T.O.S., D.K.T.O.S.,
Don’t know that song,
Don’t know that song,
D.K.T.O.S…
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Voting Results
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Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
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dktos but 1s cuz it wassn't funny
See, that is exactly what I am talking about. Some idiot voted 1s just because he/she didn't know the song.
Now I would consider that a pretty funny bit of intentional irony. Well done yo. I DKTOS either, but I was singing it to I Kissed a Girl... Pretty good :) That's five (x3)
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