My company is downsizing pretty bad
Took all our cubicles away
They want us to work out from all our homes
But my kids and wife would drive me nuts each day
So I made an office in my family sedan
And set up everything I required
A laptop, fax, one printer and a coffee pot
My secretary Jill in the trunk, who needs a spare tire


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Working while I'm driving
Working while I'm driving
Severally multi tasking
Texting, faxing if you ask me
Working while I'm driving
Working while I'm driving
From my office in the car

The rear view mirror is hooked into the stock exchange
I see tailgaters and the latest quotes
I plan my day driving near the best wifi spots
For my Toyota's reception is a joke
The back seats are gone cause of the wet bar
So to entertain clients on the road
And underneath it is a roll out bed
So Jill and I can have
A quickie, don't you know

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Working, working, working while I'm driving
Working, working, working while I'm driving
Working, working, working while I'm driving

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I just got off the phone with my big CEO
Wants to promote me into food management
Of everyone my sales are high
And he wants to meet with me
These cut backs must be God-given sent
I pull into his office in front of Times Square
And step out of my car to face the truth
The CEO works behind a hot dog vendor's cart
And he says
" Son, one day this will be you."

Working while I'm driving
Working while I'm driving
This company it seems
Gone to the dogs if you ask me
Working while I'm driving
Working while I'm driving
From my office in the car

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