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Song Parodies -> "Schlong America"
Original Song Title:
"Rock America"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Danger Danger
Parody Song Title:
"Schlong America"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I may have promised some months ago that I would try to put some "schlong" in a parody title - and here above it is - the first one in world history where it's being used as a verb.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Up comes the Trumptrain
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America
Get down
The Donald schlonged Ted Cruz
Now he's out for Hill', gonna schlong the rules
He's schlonging everyone, to left and right
He's quite a dick, they say
He will decline, slip away
He's just a wanna-Bill, to Clinton's wife
He's got the money, tons
Deriving strenght from bumble
Zips down and holds the poise
Schlonging all with grumble
Up comes the Trumptrain
Who is-a to blame
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, tweeting whatever
He's gonna schlong America
They tried to call him clown
Schlonged was all they got as the Trumptrain plowed
I guess they didn't know how low they're hung
And where there is mud to sling
Donald's up to game with his dingaling
The PC posse's on the run, run, run
They're standing flabbergast'
Powerdrunk in stupor
Trump schlongs them over town
He's a schlong producer
Up comes the Trumptrain
Breaking the constraints
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging at leisure
He's gonna schlong America
He's got the movement now
As Hillary keeps stumble
It seems that he enjoys
Schlonging those who lumber
Up comes the Trumptrain
Running in free rein
He's gonna schlong America
Hillary's pleasure - none whatsoever
He's gonna schlong America
Up comes the Trumptrain
Hillary's migraine
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging aggressor
He's gonna schlong America
Schlong on!
Look at the Trumptrain
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, mouthing whatever
He's out to schlong America
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America
Get down
The Donald schlonged Ted Cruz
Now he's out for Hill', gonna schlong the rules
He's schlonging everyone, to left and right
He's quite a dick, they say
He will decline, slip away
He's just a wanna-Bill, to Clinton's wife
He's got the money, tons
Deriving strenght from bumble
Zips down and holds the poise
Schlonging all with grumble
Up comes the Trumptrain
Who is-a to blame
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, tweeting whatever
He's gonna schlong America
They tried to call him clown
Schlonged was all they got as the Trumptrain plowed
I guess they didn't know how low they're hung
And where there is mud to sling
Donald's up to game with his dingaling
The PC posse's on the run, run, run
They're standing flabbergast'
Powerdrunk in stupor
Trump schlongs them over town
He's a schlong producer
Up comes the Trumptrain
Breaking the constraints
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging at leisure
He's gonna schlong America
He's got the movement now
As Hillary keeps stumble
It seems that he enjoys
Schlonging those who lumber
Up comes the Trumptrain
Running in free rein
He's gonna schlong America
Hillary's pleasure - none whatsoever
He's gonna schlong America
Up comes the Trumptrain
Hillary's migraine
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging aggressor
He's gonna schlong America
Schlong on!
Look at the Trumptrain
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, mouthing whatever
He's out to schlong America
© Peter Andersson.
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As the song says, " Schlong/shlong, it's been good to know you."
Peter, stop d-cking around! J/K- 555!
Is this the schlong and short of it? 5s
Such language! You should be the last to sing such a song.
Thanks Giorgio, Rob, Mike and Mama!
I had to work long and hard on this one, it was not a congenital whip out.
I had to work long and hard on this one, it was not a congenital whip out.
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