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Song Parodies -> "An Old Age Sign?"

Original Song Title:

"Same Old Lang Syne"

Original Performer:

Dan Fogelberg

Parody Song Title:

"An Old Age Sign?"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I met a looker at the liquor store
He works the counter, in the eve
First time I saw him, well he looked so good
I didn't wanna leave

He didn't notice me too much at first
But then I guess he never will
Makes me so nervous I can't find my purse
And I drop my dollar bill

I took my whiskey to the checkout stand
He rang it up and it was bagged
He must be 20 years my junior, now
And I hope my jaw don't sag

He may have given me a wink or two
But then I really can't be sure
But he's the only guy here recently
That makes my cocktail stirrrrrrrrrrr

So here's a toast to innocence
A glass raised to desire
Cause when I'm feeling emptiness
I need a little fire

He's tall with dark hair and it's kind of long
And when I see him I feel shy
I would have liked to ask a thing or two
But I didn't want to pry

But boy, the years sure have been good to him
And he has shining eyes of blue
But in those eyes I can't decipher what
May be his attitude

I see him sometimes in the liquor store
And really hope he's doing well
His very presence there is heavenly
And the world don't seem like hell

So here's a toast to innocence
A glass raised to desire
Cause everyone has felt some emptiness
And everyone needs fire

So here's a toast to innocence
And here's a toast to time
I'm living with my fantasies
Another old age sign?

Bacardi's empty and I'm running out
I think I'll stop by there today
I hope he's working and I see him look
As I go to drive away

Just for a moment I'm a real young thing
And feel that old exciting pain
I'll dream about him when I get back home
And listen to the rain

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good poetic writing and humor here...fives
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, you young gal, you.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely crafted...5s
Rick C - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well written, Royce. I love the OS....555
Royce Miller - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for the comments. - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. Do I detect a "based on a true story" story here? If so, go ahead and pry. Men like being hit on.

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