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Song Parodies -> "ISIS Afraid of Women"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You for Being a Friend"

Original Performer:

Cynthia Fee

Parody Song Title:

"ISIS Afraid of Women"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Did you know that any ISIS fighter killed by a female warrior will NOT get into Paradise? That's right, ISIS is afraid of female warriors. Currently, there are three groups that are training to fight them. One is the Tigris-Euphrates Protection Force of Syrian Christian women, another is Kurdish female Team Tigress, and a third is a Yazidi God Squad.
ISIS afraid of women
Especially armed Christian Syrians
They will defile you, no Paradise, no Houri reward nor Allah

Tigris-Euphrates Raid parties
To avenge everyone you slew
Female fury with AKs and RPGs
With a blade your skin they'd flay
before you came to an end!!!

ISIS afraid of women
ISIS afraid of women
ISIS afraid of women
ISIS afraid of women

Muhammad, help us!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
they're also afraid of the blood of pigs. Well, I've already got plenty of bacon to scare 'em with, now if only I could get me a female warrior... 455

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