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Song Parodies -> "Thank You for Joining the Klan (Imperial Dragon Invite)"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You for Being a Friend (Golden Girls Theme)"

Original Performer:

Cynthia Fee

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You for Joining the Klan (Imperial Dragon Invite)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Thank you for joining the Klan
Numbers dwindling down to 5000
6 Gen move, you're a hater
but more intelligent!

Forget the Nazi Party*,
Forget about Catholics and Jews
You now see that Trump represents the 33**
fills the GOP with hate,
thank you for joining the Klan!

[Selected Quotes]

We LOVE the Hispanics
(Build a Wall, deport 12 million)
We LOVE the Blacks
(Couldn't care less)
We LOVE Asians
(Send in the "toughs" to force trade deals)
We LOVE Israel
(Let the Jews and Palis fight it out on their own)
* National Socialist Freedom Movement (NSFM)
** 33= 11x3. 11th letter is K= KKK

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
For the record, Trump is not connected to any hate group. The David Duke endorsement was disavowed by Trump when brought up.
Jonathan - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
^ but according to Marco Rubio Trump is part of the Klu Klux Klan! :P 5's
Rob Arndt - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah, somebody recently said that "Make America Great Again" was a spin off the old Klan slogan "Save Our Land, Join the Klan!!!" Go figure...
Patrick - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
In the privacy of the voting booth, David Duke is free to vote for Trump if he wishes. He'll be just as disappointed as all the voters who elected a Republican Congress, thinking they would undo the Obama agenda. If I were running for office I'd take anybody's vote. As a voting bloc, the Klan is irrelevant. They could hold their convention in a minivan with room left over for the driver.
Rob Arndt - March 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah, the Klan is so irrelevant now that my first response was, "is David Duke still around?" The Klan goes by 33/5 now. Remember when they claimed that they were going all techno and the numbers would rise? Didn't happen. Although the number 5000 is floated, it's probably more than that but there are so many competitive hate groups and biker gangs now that the Klan has no real appeal. The Civil Rights Movement can certainly claim victory now that the Confederate battle flag is coming down and race matters less in the nation overall while still blantant racism remains localized and systemic in the law enforcement and judicial areas.

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