I come home with blueberry pies.
Then my wife asks, "It’s because I’m not the right size?"
Oh, ladies, being chubby is so where it’s at!
And girls, they wanna get fat!
Oh, girls just wanna get fat!

The phone rings in the middle of the night!
Pizza’s here, "It’s time to fatten up my wife!"
Pepperoni, and the crust is never flat!
And girls, they wanna get fat!
Oh, girls just wanna get!

That's all they really want!
To get fat!
I don’t like her tummy flat!
Oh, girls, they wanna get fat!
Oh, girls just wanna get fat!

Girls, they want to, wanna get fat!
Girls, wanna get!

Some boys stuff a beautiful babe
with lots of pie, ice cream, cookies and cake!
I want my wife to be as soft as a cat!
Oh, girls, they wanna get fat!
Oh, girls just wanna get!

That's all they really want!
To get fat!
I don’t need no skinny brat!
Oh, girls, they wanna get fat!
Oh, girls just wanna get fat!

Girls, they wanna, wanna get fat!
Girls, wanna get!

They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls!)
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls just wanna get fat!)
Girls just wanna get fat!
They just wanna, they just wanna!
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls)
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls just wanna get fat!)
Girls just wanna get fat!

I don’t want no!
I don’t want no skinny brat!
Oh, I don’t want no skinny brat!
Oh, girls, girls just wanna get fat!

They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls!)
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls just wanna get fat!)
Girls just wanna get fat!
They just wanna, they just wanna!
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls!) They just wanna, they just wanna!
Girls just wanna get fat!
Girls just wanna get fat!

I don't want no!
I don't want no skinny brat!
Oh I don't want no skinny brat!
Oh girls! Girls just wanna get fat!
They just wanna, they just wanna!
(Girls!)
They just wanna! They just wanna!
Girls just wanna get fat!
Oh girls! Girls just wanna get fat!
They just wanna! They just wanna!