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Song Parodies -> "Earl Just Wants to Drink Bud"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Earl Just Wants to Drink Bud"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

I come home, with a load of craft beer
My brother says, "What's wrong with this Budweiser here?"
Oh brother, we can't be related by blood
'Cause Earl, he wants to drink Bud
Oh, Earl just wants to drink Bud

I've done tried since our early teen years
To introduce him to some higher-end beers
But Earl don't want to try that "sissy-boy" crud
'Cause Earl, he wants to drink Bud
Yeah, Earl just wants to drink Bud

That's all he really wants
Some Bud
When he's jerking off his pud
Or reading some Malamud
Yeah, Earl just wants to have Bud (Earl, he wants to, wants to, wants to drink Bud, Earl, wants to drink)

Some guys like a nice microbrew
While hipsters just suck down some red white and blue
Give me a KBS that pours thick as mud
But Earl, he'll just have a Bud
Yeah, Earl just wants to have

That's all he really wants
Some Bud
When he's watching Elmer Fudd
Or chewing a stale Milk Dud
Oh Earl just wants to drink Bud (Earl, he wants to, wants to have Bud, Earl wants to have)
He just wants to, he just wants to
He just wants to, he just wants to, oh Earl (Earl just wants to drink Bud)
etc.
Copyright (C) 2019 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff. This parody was written with Jester: The Song Parody Editor, v2.0.

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JuiceAndTeas - August 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Wait, what was it that Earl wants to drink? 5/5/5 well done!!

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