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Song Parodies -> "Sluts Don't Want to Be Nuns"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Sluts Don't Want to Be Nuns"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Neighbor girls can be lustful sights
Everything they wear is often way too tight
They're beauties all at Size One
But with flesh designs I see their racks and their bums
No, sluts don't want to be nuns!

Go out like Hos in the night
Half naked standing under street lights
Look like underage hookers still on the run
But slutty girls like to have fun
No, they won't behave

Rebellion or stunt
Decent clothes shunned
Designer clothes are still Number 1
And they also chew gum
No, sluts don't want to be nuns!

All I want is a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
Don't want my parents to be shocked or too stunned
I just want my soulmate- The One
My better half

That's all I really want
The One
Hopefully, one that's not too young
From slutty girls I run
Yes, I'd rather be in love
With the perfect one
A saint, but not a nun!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Jeff - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
We'll have nun of this behavior! 5's
Donny - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I guess it's hard to kick old habits!
Jonathan - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
son of a gun! Jeff beat me to the nun pun! 455
CML - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
So Donny ... Know what we Catholics say when a nun quits the sisterhood .. we say that she kicked the habit ........... When I was in second grade in Catholic grade school, my teacher was a nun who smoked and never washed her clothes. Talk about a nasty habit!!
Rob Arndt - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks to all! :-))
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
This song is great! Keep up the great work!

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