You gotta believe the New York Yankees' First Baseman
Tino Martinez has moved me based on how he looks as a Cuban man
Since I first saw him on the YES Network's Kids on Deck.
With Tino Martinez I'm out of my mind.
This fever for him is just taking me from behind.

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
I'd cry all night looking at him
On the Internet. I could get so sick.
It's not alright. I'd cry all night.

My family knows I dumped the Iron Chef host
Takeshi Kaga just because Tinito looks blazing hot the most.
That's a stupid thing to say for a Puerto Rican girl like me.
"Cuz it's not romance. Still, I love him so much
That someday I'm gonna stop keeping myself in touch.

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
I'd cry all night looking at him
On the Internet. I could get so sick.
It's not alright. I'd cry all night.

Few people have moved me more than Tino has.
Tom Cruise may be jealous but he'll have to understand:

I'd cry all night from TMS
And it's not all right.
Can't fight this pain I feel inside
From loving that man who's too old for me.
He's got a wife but that's all right
"Cuz he's so damn handsome I can't help myself
Though I have the choice to love A-Rod or anyone else.

I love you, Tino!