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Song Parodies -> "Tom After Tom"
Original Song Title:
"Time After Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cyndi Lauper
Parody Song Title:
"Tom After Tom"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
A typical night for Buffy the cat. A sequel to http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen164.shtml
Lying on her bed she hears the door click,
Got things to do,
Caught up in cycle's effusion,
She sounds a mew.
Makes tracks--takes flight,
No longer confined,
Scent maces of chemistries,
Tom after--
Sometimes Ma Nature be,
Just making me want to tread,
She's calling to me, I can hear,
What she said,
That old stray--hell no--
I'm disinclined,
I'll scratch his eyes out blind.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom.
Games that Ma Nature plays and darkness does,
Fade the day,
Lurking in shadows--and wandering,
In alley way,
This girl cat still has got her pride,
When toms get out of line.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom.
That old stray--hell no--
I'm disinclined,
I'll scratch his eyes out blind.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom.
Got things to do,
Caught up in cycle's effusion,
She sounds a mew.
Makes tracks--takes flight,
No longer confined,
Scent maces of chemistries,
Tom after--
Sometimes Ma Nature be,
Just making me want to tread,
She's calling to me, I can hear,
What she said,
That old stray--hell no--
I'm disinclined,
I'll scratch his eyes out blind.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom.
Games that Ma Nature plays and darkness does,
Fade the day,
Lurking in shadows--and wandering,
In alley way,
This girl cat still has got her pride,
When toms get out of line.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom.
That old stray--hell no--
I'm disinclined,
I'll scratch his eyes out blind.
If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me,
Tom after tom.
If you maul I'll scratch you--I'm not mating,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom,
Tom after tom.
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Great job, gUy! 5's!
"If you're fixed you can look--but you can't grind me" HA HA HA HA that's frickin hilarious!
I'll just give ya the usual 5's, and then I'll refrain from all the dirty jokes this parody inspires.
good one....i can relate..i have 4 female cats...fixed, now, but it used to be crazy with all the toms coming around
You refrain, Johnny? What is the world coming to?? lol
This one is the cat's meow, Guy! (groan) ;-)
Had me laughing in my chair..tom after tom...lol I like this Guy.
I guess it's my dirty joke refractory period, Adagio .... you know how it is for us guys as we get a bit older .... heh heh heh ..... THAT's what the world is coming to! ;-D
Good job, Guy, esp. with the toms grinding? :/ 5's
Right up my alley. 5-5-5
Guy, anyone who's neu-ter this side will s'pay the price!
Great lines!
Guy - A howler & meow-ler! Reminds me of when my brother used to ask me to check on his cat while he was out of town. One time I went over there and she was acting rather peculiarly, didn't eat when I put out some fresh food, was rolling all around on the kitchen linoleum on her back, got up and and kind of paced in confused circles for a couple minutes, wanted to go out....ok...she's out. Shortly thereafter I hear cat howls aplenty, go out front to check it out and lo and behold, there's "local Tom" a rather buff all-black tomcat - he's raised up witht his back up against the house, giving little miss cat the ride of her 9 lives. I thought bro' Dave had already taken little "Lexi" to the vet for a little "Family Planning" procedure but apparently he had not gotten around to it. I go, "Damn, I thought you were already fixed". They looked at me like teen-agers busted by the girls parents. Girl cat gives me a look like, "I didn't think I was broken". I go "Not on my watch, kids, SCAT!"
Funny story Paul. I haven' t gotten "Buffy", (not her real name) fixed yet even though she is not broken.
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