I come home from school at 3 in the afternoon
I plop down on the couch to watch Fox Kids toons
But Jenny Jones? They ought to get rid of her soon
'Cause kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch toons

At 4 o'clock, that really takes the cake
Instead of Fox Kids, it's old Ricki Lake
Kids WB's ratings are shootin' straight to the moon
'Cause kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

That's what they wanna watch
Some toons
Fox Kids ought to learn their lesson soon
Oh, kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

Kids, they wanna
Wanna watch toons
Kids
Wanna watch

(Instrumental break)

Some Fox executive said, "Screw Digimon!"
The kids, all they really care about is Pokémon
The owners of Fox Kids are nothing but goons
But kids, they wanna watch toons
Oh, kids just wanna watch...

That's what they wanna watch
Are some toons
Fox Kids owners are nothing but goons
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Oh, kids just wanna watch toons

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Wanna watch toons
Kids
Wanna watch
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When in the world can they watch toons
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Oh, kids just wanna watch toons
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When in the world can they watch toons
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When in the world can they watch toons...