Royce, I think you might be starting to quack up... ;-)

Phil-there's still hope for me; my somewhat reasonable explanation for this is that there's a little pond behind my house that ducks like and I see the water level constantly change with rain amounts.

lol, I think Royce has gone nuts....

No Billy, I think she's just trying to duck the question... (or is that question the duck?)... at least she didn't make the "website" joke ;-)

When I first looked at the title, I thought it said "I've Been A Drunk Before" ....hmmmm.... =) (I'll give you credit for the inspiration)

Jeff-I'll be looking for your parody, coming soon, I hope

on tonight's starring bill (sorry) ROYCE MALLARD!!

on tonight's starring bill (sorry) ROYCE MALLARD!!

You want rain, Royce? It's been raining in New Jersey pretty much continuously since March! I'm expecting to turn on WCBS radio and hear Shadow Traffic say, "There's a jacknifed ark on the Turnpike!" (Then again, maybe Noah is just another old man who shouldn't be driving!) Of course, during the Stanley Cup Playoffs, we saw how well Ducks, Mighty though they may be, are treated here. By the way, Malcolm, a mallard is a male duck. (I don't know what the official feminine name is.) I realized I thought Royce was masculine when I first saw her post here, but you've raised more gender-identity questions than any of us, so maybe you should've quit after "starring bill," which also wasn't all it was quacked up to be.

this was a good song, Royce...you should really join the message board, theres more fun to be had there...