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Song Parodies -> "(I Must) Knife Do You Harm Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cutting Crew

Parody Song Title:

"(I Must) Knife Do You Harm Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube look and listen to the OS by Cutting Crew of "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight" click HERE

Appropriate that the original artitst band name is "Cutting Crew" for this parody.

Oh, I, I must knife do you harm tonight,
It's just 'cause some ding bat that's dead.
I must knife do you harm tonight.

There's things cooking and something I don't get,
Broken parts lie all around me.
And my mommy's so queasy way when a girl I kiss.
She's fiery and split from her grave site stable,
I'm wearin' her clothes and she chats when she's able.
Mom always caught when this boy who's me would charm a miss.


Oh, I, I must knife do you harm tonight,
It's just my mom wantin' you dead.
You just sighed in my arms tonight,
Oh, you, you must die 'cause your charms excite.
It's just about Mom bein' pissed.
I keep her locked away,
I keep her locked away.

It's her lust flaws makes killing like this,
If she's serviced she gets maimed Mom insists,
The girl must she delete? So then blows start again.
The cost profound, such a fatal mistake.
She's killing by proxy, can't live so I'll take.
Oh, they been killed so frantically, done so many crimes.

Oh, she, she just died for her charms tonight,
She isn't anything now but dead.
She just died quite alarmed tonight.
Oh, she, she just died in alarm and fright.
It's just been something my Mom did insist.
She had her clocked and slayed,
She had her clocked and slayed.

It's just that Mom's not right,
She makes it sleazy, she makes them fear fright.
She's now so over, the moment she's gone.
The knife's in my hands, now she's dead, it always goes wrong.

Oh, she just died in alarm tonight,
It's Mom she always wants 'em just dead.
Why'd she die for her charms by knife?
Oh, She, she just died by my arms tonight,
I mustn't go mess 'round with miss.
They had me locked away.
They had me locked away.



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alvin - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...my fave of the day..matches the tone of the OS well
littleCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, please press the ( Mom Delete ) key!
Stephen Harrington - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
555, nifty way of wording the song... Sounds like "mom" does need deleted herself. XD
Guy - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - You caused another girl to die by writing that one yesterday. See what you did young man. Now listen to your mother and leave girls alone - they are all dirty and filthy. Thanks friend. You are still the master on these. I'm just glad to play off your idea.

LCC - I did press that key and got a 404 error and someone's stupid 404 parody showed up on my screen and I didn't even ask for it. It was something about a 404-Atrophy or something like that. The stupid jerk who wrote that... =;-) Thanks for looking at my work M'lady.

Stephen - Thanks and she does get deleted kind of in Psycho sequel IV.
AFW - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I likee the psyche
Guy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW - I learned it from the master - Alvin. Thanks.

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