I Just Died From Your Farts Tonight


Oh I, I just died from your farts tonight
It must have been something you ate
I just died from your farts tonight

I keep gagging and choking, I can't breathe
Rotten eggs stink all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Your fart-a-ree burns like a barnyard stable
The curtains are burnt, the plants are all wilted
Phew! would've bought that febreeze than succumb to this

Oh I, I just died from your farts tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died from your farts tonight
Oh I, I just died from your farts tonight
It must've been some kind of cheese
I should've walked away, I should've walked away

Is there any fresh mints for smelling all this?
Oh you stink ass, I'm ashamed of that mist
I try to be polite, but you break wind again
I've lost my lunch, it's my large fries and shake
You’re moving your foul air, oh god! your earthquake
'cos you’ve been thrilled to ingest too many plates of beans

Oh I, I just died from your farts tonight
It must been some sort of cheese
I should've walked away, I should've walked away

It was a long wet fart
You ripped it easy, oh whoa it smelt ripe
But now the odor, the odor is strong
I covered my hands over my nose, oh woa, it was strong

Oh I, I just died from your farts tonight,
It just woke me right outta bed
I just died from your farts tonight
I'm gonna go hide in the shed!