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Song Parodies -> "Wasted on the Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"Wasted on the Way"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Wasted on the Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Look at Santa
Just another aging hippie
Wanting bud but lighting Christmas trees instead
Big ol' beard and gut
Says it's far out, dude, to see ya
I'd swear *he's* Jer-ry Garcia, but that guy is Dead

And there's
So - much - smoke escaping
From his bag of gifts
Kris Kringle's wasted on the sleigh
So - much - jolly laughter
Tripping through the air
Man, those brownies must have carried him away

Wake up Christmas morn
There's a funky smell that lingers
Someone's scarfed up all the Zingers and the pumpkin pie
There's a scribbled card
Saying Merry Wanna Christmas
When you open up the gifts you'll get a contact high

So - much - time inhaling
Chronic Christmas cheer
Saint Nick is wasted on the sleigh
So - much - double parking
With his air-brushed deer
Bet the Mounties come and carry him away

So - much - scrambled egg nog
Dripping off his beard
San- ta is wasted on the sleigh
So - much - reckless flying
With his stoner deer
Watch the Mounties come and carry him away

Yep, the Mounties came and carried him away

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
wickedly fun...extra credit for the jerry nod
Jack Wilson - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LOVE IT!!! 555!!
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
The Jerry Garcia line, Merry Wanna Christmas and stoner deer I thought were the best. Ho Ho Hack!
Matthias - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Stoner Santa!!! 5's
Rex - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, where's my sleigh? Funny stuff!
Leo Jay - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept, fantastic execution. Love the "Merry Wanna Christmas" line. - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, alvin & Jack & Red & Matthias & Rex & Leo (the prodigal son) Jay!
HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

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