Just a little more time is all you're asking for
To pop out the dent you just caused by slamming into a door
And the big food mess in the kitchen really gets me down

And nobody wants to know you now
And nobody wants to show you how

So admit to mistakes you own
You just dented my fender
And your little blunder at home
You just can't use a blender
But I will forgive you those things
So you will see the light
And never drive badly or use blenders
You just can't do anything right

The letter you sent came right back in the mail again
The romantic songs you like are from way back when

And nobody wants to know you now
And nobody wants to show you how

So admit to mistakes you own
Mail says, return to sender
And before your time you are old
You still like "Love me tender"
But I will forgive you those things
So you will see the light
Never forget stamps or listen to Elvis
You just can't do anything right
But I still love you, girl