[Verse 1: Mickey Mouse]
She tried to hide the socks into the bucket of them in there,
But I knew she never knitted socks everywhere,
I ran like a rabbit, as my socks been turned into a leaf,
Until then I ran into this sock stealing thief.

[Verse 2: Mickey Mouse]
I ran to Minnie Mouse, who's been knitting socks,
I said "Guess what's been stolen, I tell you, that's my sock!".
She said, "You never wear socks on these, but gloves are what you seen, but all right, socks, let's go and catch that sock stealing thief"!

[Chorus: Mickey and Minnie]
She said, "I've been wearing slippers, I'm used to wearing heels, but a pair of socks have been what he's been trying to steal.
So tonight I'll see who's been stealing the socks with all the grief,
And Mickey, Goofy wasn't even that sock stealing thief."

[Verse 3: Mickey Mouse]
She ran to the thief, and boy, the socks that he had stole,
I'm relieved that she did her best to do the particular role.
As she used a trap to get the thief stuck into a corner with leaves,
That Minnie came down to catch that bad sock stealing thief.

[Verse 4: Mickey Mouse]
In my mind, she's still my mousey, that's all I'm gonna say,
I know my sock's been gone, by the time Pete sailed away,
And I know the socks were free to go in the bag that doesn't have beef.
That night Minnie has catched that mean sock stealing thief.

[Chorus 2: Mickey Mouse]
Well, now Pete's not stealing socks again, but he's still robbing banks.
But I know I'll always turn back to the crank.
Ol' Mickey once had Ol' Minnie Mouse's dream.
And now we don't want any more of that sock stealing thief.