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Song Parodies -> "Don't Call Him A Muppet"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Call Him A Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Call Him A Muppet"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Mr. Nosy has inspired me to do a song about Muppets.
So you came from the Muppet Studio,
And you want to see the signs.
You've heard all about those Muppets,
And their crazy Muppet sights.

I see you spy your eye on something green like a frog,
But the person who gives this dog a bone would just be Rowlf the Dog.

So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.
Cause the steps of walking on their happy feet, can't give you a peek, no.
And if you ain't good making sock puppets, well, you might just think it's weak.
So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.

There's a Jim Henson idea about making the Anything Muppets,
They say to choose their color or size of what they'll get,
You're thinking it's the real thing, but I think you oughta know,
It can't even make it through a one-night Muppet Show!

So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.
Cause the steps of walking on their happy feet, can't give you a peek, no.
And if you ain't good making sock puppets, well, you might just think it's weak.
So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.

So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.
Cause the steps of walking on their happy feet, can't give you a peek, no.
And if you ain't good making sock puppets, well, you might just think it's weak.
So, don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak.

Don't call him a Muppet, until you've seen him speak!
(c) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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