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Song Parodies -> "Kelp The Great"

Original Song Title:

"That's My Job"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Kelp The Great"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Kelp The Great From Square Root Of Minus Garfield. He's The 390th Author. Made By Kyle James Green.
[Verse 1: Kyle]
I Woke Up On December 15th,
The 2015 Year.
I Had Dreamed That Kyle,
Has Fished For Kelp And Fear.
My World Revolved On Kirby, I Couldn't Go Back To Sleep Anymore,
So I Made My Way Down The Author Page,
And Went To This Author.

[Chorus: Kyle And Kevin]
And I Said, "Kevin, I Found You,
How Can I Go On With You On Your Shoes?
Don't Wanna Go Back Anymore, Is It Okay If I Hang With You?"
And He Said, "Kelp The Great, Kelp's All I Need,
Everything I See, Swimming In The Deep,
Is Fish That Turned To Seed,
Kelp The Great, Is Seed.

[Verse 2: Kyle]
Later We Finally Got Along, The Kyle Green And Him,
The Garfield Art We See, Were Over Different Dreams,
We Each Held For Jim,
He Wanted Freddi And Luther, I Wanted To Drive Putt-Putt,
I Said, "I Can Make it On My Own, If I Just Had A Bone,
I Got Half, Will You Send It In My Hut?"

[Chorus: Kyle And Kevin]
And I Said, "Kevin, I Found You,
There's No Garfield Art In The Art I Choose,
And If I Should Fail, Who Will Pay The Golfing Cart?
And He Said, "Kelp The Great, Kelp's All I Need,
Everything I See, Swimming In The Deep,
Is Fish That Turned To Seed,
Kelp The Great, Is Seed.

[Bridge: Kevin And Kyle]
Every Person Reads My Strips, And Sees It In The Buffer,
And I Pray Someday, He Won't Suffer, On SRoMG.

[Verse 3: Kyle]
Woke Up On September 18th, To Find The Fishing Poles,
After all I've Traveled, I Sit On Down, Draw One Of my Art or Two,
I Make My Living With Fish And Chips, From All This Fishing For Me,
Should Go Into My Account, And Out When I Count, With Bites Of Funny Seeds.

[Chorus: Kyle And Kevin]
But There Was Kevin, Which I Had Found,
How Can I Go On When He's On The Ground?
How Can I Find Him, With His Only Full Name, "Kevin Peet"?
Kelp The Great, Kelp's All I Need,
Everything I See, Swimming In The Deep,
Is Fish That Turned To Seed,
Kelp The Great, Is Seed.

[Outro: Kyle]
Everything I See, Swimming In The Deep,
Is Fish That Turn To Seed...

If You Want To See KelpTheGreat's Mezzacotta Account And Square Root Of Minus Garfield Comics, Go There:
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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