[Verse 1: Ernie]
Ryan's somewhere, growling every old bear,
That ran away from him,
'Cross town Ryan's making fun of the people,
And the police start to arrest him.

[Verse 2: Ernie]
Getting bailed out of jail, causing havoc,
In a crazy jam, that's lurking all around,
And right down there Ryan appears as
A thief, cause he's stealing money that's found.

[Chorus: Ernie]
Now Ryan's getting run over, by everything.
Ryan is gonna get run over, since he started to sing.
Just don't get run over, like Ryan just did.
Oh, look out, don't get run over, just go back to bed.

[Verse 3: Ernie]
Late at night, a funeral is held by people that remember him,
They said, "He was run over, by something, that didn't know what hit him,".
Rest in peace for his tragedy, that happened in a car crash though,
Now we will all remember him, and so will Joe Schmo.

[Chorus: Ernie]
Now Ryan's getting run over, by everything.
Ryan is gonna get run over, since he started to sing.
Just don't get run over, like Ryan just did.
Oh, look out, don't get run over, just go back to bed.