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Song Parodies -> "No Convenient Place To Blow"

Original Song Title:

"No Particular Place to Go"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"No Convenient Place To Blow"

Parody Written by:

annie gardner

The Lyrics

I got coved and probably before I could test for it because my ears, nose and throat became screaming bone dry. After looking up some information, I decided to pretend I have Scratchy Throat. Some honey got some moisture in my ears and nose so I could test positive.
Singin' a song at the bus stop I wait
My mask see is on to terminate
A Hershey Kiss I had yearned for some while
My favorite chocolate breeze as a child
Sitting and waitin' the bus seemed slow
In no particular place I'd know

Ridin' along in bus route 32
Necessity for circulation grew
Thought it'd hold and not be so severe
That I dreamed cause the store I am near
Walkin' in door a slobrin' show
With no convenient place to blow

No convenient place to blow
At was barked right out of the store you know
The night had come and it soon was cold
And the bus decided to just on roll
I don't have this virus thing I shout
I couldn't circulate an so spat out

Walkin' along in not so great shoes
Still tryin' to get home and them snooze
All the way home in live of fudge
To wear safety masks that fill with sludge
Drippin' but havin' to wear said so
With no convenient place to blow

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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annie gardner - November 08, 2022 - Report this comment
yes I do work at 5 in the morning watering plants with cold water. I'm sure freezing myself didn't help. but wearing a dddd mask to cut off my circulation and breathe in germs is probably what gave me covid

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