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Song Parodies -> "Saline"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christopher Cross
Parody Song Title:
"Saline"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
[Sensitive-guy double-neck guitar intro]
Well you're not so bad f'ra skinny girl
At least you're not fug-ly
But if the wind is right you could blow away
May I speak candidly?
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Chest you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far from Audrey to Marilyn
Two sandwich bags and then
(What was) an empty leash will be brandishin'
A pair of man's best friends
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
They're dreeeamy
Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-four or
Thirrr-ty-six 'D'
You can win us over pneumatically
La Leche League and me
Fantasy
Bounces reality
When there's saline
I'll pitch in for the surgery
Make you over extre-me-ly
Won't you appeeease me?
Saline!
Makes it okay
To wear your flouncy
Baby doll tee
Just a dream: You're Pamela Anderson
And I'm your Tommy Lee
[Medical instrumental break]
Well it's not like lust or lechery
I'll claim unblinking-ly
But if the work's done right you could bust my brain
Decolletage, mais oui
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Mammalarily
Viva la cleeeavage
Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-six or
Thirrr-ty-eight 'D'
We'll just hang two bulbular ornaments
On your Christmas tree
[Guitar fade]
[Interrupted occasionally by foreign objects bumping the strings from above]
Well you're not so bad f'ra skinny girl
At least you're not fug-ly
But if the wind is right you could blow away
May I speak candidly?
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Chest you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far from Audrey to Marilyn
Two sandwich bags and then
(What was) an empty leash will be brandishin'
A pair of man's best friends
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
They're dreeeamy
Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-four or
Thirrr-ty-six 'D'
You can win us over pneumatically
La Leche League and me
Fantasy
Bounces reality
When there's saline
I'll pitch in for the surgery
Make you over extre-me-ly
Won't you appeeease me?
Saline!
Makes it okay
To wear your flouncy
Baby doll tee
Just a dream: You're Pamela Anderson
And I'm your Tommy Lee
[Medical instrumental break]
Well it's not like lust or lechery
I'll claim unblinking-ly
But if the work's done right you could bust my brain
Decolletage, mais oui
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Mammalarily
Viva la cleeeavage
Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-six or
Thirrr-ty-eight 'D'
We'll just hang two bulbular ornaments
On your Christmas tree
[Guitar fade]
[Interrupted occasionally by foreign objects bumping the strings from above]
© 2004+ One Word: Plastics
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Can't touch those...I mean, this. Chest hilarious, the breast I've read all day. *nerdy, nasal giggle* I'm so funny. Fives.
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's currently available at
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spaff.com/dktos
You salty dog!
Too funny, Spaff...=) 5s...
Had to get this off your chest, Mighty Spaff? You succeeded!
Hey, there are 3 parodies about breasts today and a 4th parody that mentions them!
Hey, there are 3 parodies about breasts today and a 4th parody that mentions them!
"Decolletage, mais oui". Love it. Great stuff.
Ho hum..another well earned bunch of 5's to the consistently excellent Mr S.P. Aff...hey, can't you write a bad one for a bit of variety? :-)
Great job! 555!
Knockers Rock. This was titriffic.
The breastest parody i have ever read.
excellent
(voted earlier) Favorite lines:
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
.....and.....
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles Mammalarily
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
.....and.....
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles Mammalarily
This is one of the breast parodies I have read in a while!!! 555
Tempted to dock you for making me download ChrisChross but it would still come up fives anyway; say, I know where you can get some extra large BRAS for those.
Thanx, AcoLime & Boo Barry & Evenstar & Johnny Dangle & Lee OJ & Fotsirk Nostrebor & Jackie & Sister Kicksass & Tim the Enchanter & Royce-a-Roni & Johnny Dangle's evil twin & Cookie Monster!
C4P: Here?:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/smashmouth19.shtml
C4P: Here?:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/smashmouth19.shtml
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/saline.html
Yes.......they are real.......HYSTERICAL!
Glad to hear it, Eileen. Feel free to send me a jpg.
You seem to have found the solution.
Michaelopedia: Yes. Eat, write, and exorcise.
Definitely one of the funniest parodies on this website. I like the original song by Christopher Cross and even N'Sync's cover version. However, this parody is awesome, I love the way it provokes BIG BOOBS from Saline implants! I must say, it was very talented and creative, and I even love the animated image on spaff.com that shows a woman jacking a car up on her breasts - that's outrageously hilarious! I listen to this very frequently, because the humor is awesome! My opinion on implants is that they are not the answer to being sexy and beautiful on the inside. They don't change who a woman is at heart. I will not marry a woman with implants. They also block the milk glands, so I advise any women who want to be a mother to not get them so they can still breastfeed their infants. Although I'm against women getting them, the issue is certainly worth provoking, the same way I provoke Girls Gone Wild as one of my parodies. Honestly, I find women with natural big breasts more attractive, not artificial ones. But Dolly Parton has huge ones that do not contain implants!
Wow, David, if THAT comment doesn't send people to my website in a hormonal rush, I don't know what will. I can take zero credit for that image, though - I found in in a photo search and couldn't, um, let it go. And many thanks - comments like yours are the reason I keep doing this.
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