Song Parodies -> Let No One In
| Original Song Title: | "Ride Like the Wind" |
| Original Performer: | Christopher Cross |
| Parody Song Title: | "Let No One In" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Hoolihan |
In honor of Bush's new policy on Immigration.Why... ...because I can.
It is not right. My polls are weak
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let
Let no one in, to get votes again
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
I was born the son of a wealthy man
Always spoke my mind holding Karl Rove's hand
Lived nine lives
Used up ten
Gotta let no one in
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in
Let no one in
Used to tolerate Mexicans
Now I pander for votes
From the Minutemen
Everyone with dark skin will just have to go
Gonna let no one in so I can get votes
It is not right. My polls are weak
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let Let no one in to get votes again
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Gonna let no one in
(Alternate verse)
Never known much for my brains
I was no where in sight when the school bells rang
While we were attacked
I read My Pet Goat
Gotta let no one in so I can get votes
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let
Let no one in, to get votes again
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
I was born the son of a wealthy man
Always spoke my mind holding Karl Rove's hand
Lived nine lives
Used up ten
Gotta let no one in
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in
Let no one in
Used to tolerate Mexicans
Now I pander for votes
From the Minutemen
Everyone with dark skin will just have to go
Gonna let no one in so I can get votes
It is not right. My polls are weak
Why's everyone, no longer sheep
I've got to let Let no one in to get votes again
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Let no one in
And I've got such a long way to go
To fortify the border with Mexico
So I'll let no one in
Gonna let no one in
(Alternate verse)
Never known much for my brains
I was no where in sight when the school bells rang
While we were attacked
I read My Pet Goat
Gotta let no one in so I can get votes
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
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I'm sure you started with "To fortify the border with Mexico" - what a great sub get - 555
I don't know what sub get means, but you're right, I did start with that.
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