Song Parodies -> "Slug Me Tomorrow"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tomorrow"

Original Performer:

"Slug Me Tomorrow"

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The Lyrics

Made him madder with my running
He weighs a ton with his big bones
He said, "I want your lunch money"
Blocking the gate on my way home
He slugged me
Now my jaw is throbbing sore
He threatens my life
Prob'ly twice a day or more
So I said

Slug me tomorrow
Won't you please, promise me
Slug me tomorrow, not today
Slug me tomorrow
Pretty please, don't hit me
You pounded me just yesterday

You know a sissy's got a right
I'll always find a new way home
You know it's not just cause I cry
That I end up composing poems
Because he slugs me
And my parents are so poor
I'm hating this life
I can't take it anymore
So I said

Slug me tomorrow
Won't you please, promise me
Slug me tomorrow, not today
Slug me tomorrow
Pretty please, don't hit me
I don't have the money with which to pay

He slugged me
Now my jaw is throbbing sore
He threatens my life
More than twice a day I'm sure
So I said

Slug me tomorrow
Won't you please, promise me
Slug me tomorrow, not today
Slug me tomorrow
Pretty please, don't hit me
You pounded me just yesterday

Slug me tomorrow
Pretty please, don't hit me
You pounded me just yesterday
Slug me tomorrow
Slug me tomorrow, not today
Slug me tomorrow
You pounded me just yesterday
Slug me tomorrow
Slug me tomorrow, not today

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