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Bryan Adams

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hey guys, i'm back! Yes I have another the mortal instruments parody! I love them(as well as the hunger games, twilight saga, I'm so excited for city of bones) So this song is from Jace's perceptive during city of ashes. I was inspired after recently hearing Bryan Adam's Diana(which may or may not be about the late Princess Diana). I hope you enjoy it!
Oh the first time I saw you was at the pandemonium
The next time you were there you were with Simon listening to poetry
I knew right then and there that I wanted you
What he was saying to you made me crazy with jealousy

Clarissa whatcha doin' with a mudane loser like him?
Clarissa I'd die for you, please let me in
Clarissa can't you see you drive crazy
Clarissa I bet you don’t know how beautiful you are

Yeah, you’re a shadowhunter like me
He might have you right now but I know he’s not right for you
Cause I've know how you feel and you want me
You wouldn't have to pretend if you were with him

Clarissa just can't get you off my mind
Clarissa why don't you leave it all behind
Clarissa she is queen of all my dreams
Clarissa take my hand, I'll set you free

Since I kissed you that night in the Seelie court
Nothing matters not even what Valentine says
We can make it, you and me
So come on Clary, come on Clary, oh-oh yeah ...

(Yeah, here's how I see it)

Your one choice if you get away, leave it up to me
I'll bring you lovin' if you’ll be with me

Clarissa whatcha doin' with a mundane boy like him
Clarissa I'd die for you, please let me in
Clarissa can't you see you drive me crazy
Clarissa don’t you know, I’m in love with you

Clarissa oh yeah
Clarissa you really got a hold on me
Clarissa take my hand, I'll set you free
Clarissa yeah - yeah

I hope you enjoyed it! (This is for you Tmi fans and everyone) If you hadn't read them the series yet, go grab them! (including city of lost souls coming out may 8th). until then, just wikipedia it and it will tell you some things as they are amazing and so is casssandra clare(along with lily and jamie who is playing Jace). Check out the prequel series (The Infernal Devices) Anyways, rate and comment. Take a look at my other parodies too. just click on my name.

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