I got my first real g-string
brought it at the lingerie bar.
wore them till they all shred
for penthouse issue number 69


my mates say i am a fool
cuz in that issue my legs were apart
naked pose, for my girlfriend juzzy
layed out on the hood of that car .

And when i look back now that shoot seemed to last forever.
and i hold my head in shame. my mates will forget it never
these are the fu*cd up times in life whoa yea

aint no use in complianing,
you gotta do wat you gotta do
spent my evenings washing my g-string
and thats when i met you, yeah

Standing at the washing machine
you told me nappy sand works much better
and when u scrubbed them clean.
i knew that we would be mates forever
that was the best day of my life whoa yea

man we were killing time
i was young and naked
waitin by the washing line,
i know i cant wear it forever forever no..

and now the times are changing
i look back and wonder where i went wrong
when i see my old g-sting
I wonder how i didnt damage my dong...

now i wear boxer shorts
but the pain will be with me forever
as i threw them in the can
i wish they werent made of leather
those were the worst days of my life..