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Song Parodies -> "Weighed 359"

Original Song Title:

"Summer of '69"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Weighed 359"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

The story of a gentleman who has let himself down by his appearance in public. However, his tragedy turns into triumph. Inspired by "The Biggest Loser" TV show.
I went to my first buffet
Everything looked so damn fine
Ate it till I ate no more
I must have weighed three fifty nine

Could not believe my eyes
When I saw the digits on the scale
"Holy crap! Ate all them fries
Even though they all were stale!"
Oh and I saw right then
My life flashing right through me
I must make a choice
Cause everyone cares for me
I had the worst years of my life

I'm not one for bit****g
When I had some food to chew
About the only thing I'm doin'
Eatin' enough for me and you (yeah)

Taking up my whole front porch
I could not do a damn thing
I would have the choice
Dyin' soon or exercising
Those were the worst years of my life
Back when I weighed three fifty nine

Damn I was killing time
I was soundin' breathless
Needed more energy
I guess fat won't last me ever, ever, oh

And now my weight is changin'
The numbers go from high to low
Sometimes when I looked way back then
I couldn't even see my toes!

Runnin' round my whole big house
I knew that I could do more
Give myself fifteen more years
And then maybe a few more (yeah)
Now I live the best years of my life
Now that I weigh one ninety nine

I used to weigh three fifty nine
Now I weigh one ninety nine
Written 4/25/08 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Below Average Dave - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, that's a lot of weight, , , 5s

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