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Song Parodies -> "Blondon King's Cross"

Original Song Title:

"Fire On the Cross"

Original Performer:

Bruce Hornsby

Parody Song Title:

"Blondon King's Cross"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Last thursday on a train I noticed the voice which said where the train was headed kept saying 'Blondon' instead of 'London'. Here's a song about it!
We're heading for some train station on Blondon border
And then we'll go to Finsbury Park, just in that order
And we've got our train tickets and a flask of water
To keep the day far away from long slaughter
Tonight it's Blondon buses
They're long gone with the wind
Now the passing-by make fusses
And they're coming back again

There's a railway blast
There's a signal sign
It's not a candle burning and it's not a sunday night
It's for Blondon King's Cross
It's for Blondon King's Cross tonight

There wasn't any sound but it pulled up to the station
To board GN Outer and board tonight
He was walking by the window when he saw it
New sensations
Just what he's got to do to make him see
He just has to be patient
The night they came on buses
Are long gone with the wind
Now they're passing out the torches
And they're coming back again

There's a tunnel blast
There's the underground
It's not a candle burning and it's not a sunday night
There's the Blondon King's Cross
There's the Blondon King's Cross tonight

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but if you wanna do one more on this theme I suggest "Blondon Calling" or maybe something along the lines of "My Blondon (insert substitute for "is over the Ocean" here)".

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