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Song Parodies -> "Loafers In A Seven B Size"

Original Song Title:

"Lovers In A Dangerous Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Cockburn

Parody Song Title:

"Loafers In A Seven B Size"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Take a shower and order a conveyance ride
Another empty shop with nothin' inside
They say this vendor has a size for all
But they're bedazzled that my tootsies are so small

They need loafers in a seven B size
Loafers in a seven B size

Your average loafer is such a waste
These tiny feet require less space
Now I'm hopin' this is just the place
Leather me up in something that won't chafe

Sell me loafers in a seven B size
Loafers in a seven B size
Sell me loafers in a seven B size
Loafers in a seven B size

I need loafers in a seven B size
Sometimes they try to sell me Jiffies, and I cry
Or stuff 'em with cotton like an ill-shod circus clown
Guess I'll settle for something in a Buster Brown

Just for loafers in a seven B size
Just for loafers in a seven B size
Just for loafers in a seven B size
Loafers in a seven B size

Loafers in a seven B size
Loafers in a seven B size

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Porfle Popnecker - March 10, 2021 - Report this comment
I am and thanks! :D

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