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Song Parodies -> "If I Had a Rocket Launcher (Quake Arena)"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had a Rocket Launcher"

Original Performer:

Bruce Cockburn

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had a Rocket Launcher (Quake Arena)"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Dedicated to that rocket whore we always played with.
Shells blow off my shoulder -- second time this game
Vertebrae get shattered as quad damage is claimed
So many frags he's gathered since only I get maimed
If I had a rocket launcher...that rocket whore will pay

He doesn't use the grenade launchers which makes me quite irate
No shotguns or railguns neither--again the rockets seal my fate
And as soon as I respawn the stupid moron shoots me into paste
If I had a rocket launcher...I would retaliate

All I have is a shotgun that really is quite tame
I fall down the elevator when he takes his aim
Even body armor can't keep me from becoming a stain
If I had a rocket launcher...I'd cause somebody pain

I want to play this game fair--at least I've got to try
But every time I respawn I take a rocket to the eye
And when I turn the corner my body starts to fry
If I had a rocket launcher...that rocket whore would die

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