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Song Parodies -> "Little Children"

Original Song Title:

"Little Children"

Original Performer:

Brian Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Little Children"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The 2 lines about "Mike club" refers to the lines from the film Fight Club
On a monday mornin' you see 'em all there
(oh) Little children they're in Neverland
On a sunny mountain without any cares
Little do they know, they're in Paedo Ranch

In Neverland, takes kids by the hand
Acts out their fantasies
He used to be with Lisa Marie
But now he prefers Sesame Street

If your sales go down
Then get a new nose
(oh) Michael Jackson, molesting the kids
Then befriend Macauly Culkin
Hope he's Home Alone
(oh) Michael Jackson, molesting the kids

Grabbing his crotch, singing a song
Making rhythm and rhyme
He used to be blacker than me
But now he's had surgery

Poor little Gavin, the cancerous geek
(oh) Michael Jackson, molesting the kids
And look at little Jordy, "touched" in '93
(oh) Michael Jackson, molesting the kids
The first rule of Mike Club, is no-one must know
The second rule of Mike Club is no-one must know
A hidden panel leads to a bedroom
It's where Michael Jackson, molesters the kids

Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids
Molesters the kids

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