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Song Parodies -> "I want Warheads"

Original Song Title:

"I want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I want Warheads"

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The Lyrics

Another parody that nearly wrote itself. Belarus used to be ByeloRussia and (as part of the USSR) served as the frontline defense/offense of the USSR nuke wise (Along with the Ukraine). These two countries allegedly gave back their nukes to Russia but no credible source ever verified this. Because of that, both countries are rated as NA (Nuclear Ambiguous). Belarus has been under control of a tinpot dictator since 1994 and when protests erupted recently there, Russia offered military aid. Does Belarus still have some nuclear weapons? Russia had best step lightly.
I Want Warheads

(Sung to 'I Want Candy' - Bow Wow Wow)

They are shiny metallic and oh so sleek
Blast someone into next week
Nuclear warheads I desire
Set those enemy lands on fire

I want Warheads
I want Warheads

Jihad violence is quite agressive...
The same with nukes even more excessive...
When they tire of hearing "We will wreck ya!"
Then FOOM! goes Medina followed by Mecca!

We Want Warheads
We Want Warheads

Now I have nukes I'm looking funky!
(No... you look like a ignorant monkey!) (Nuclear Explosion)
A Gray absorption that will make you pale...
And Sievert transmission off the scale...

I want Warheads
I want Warheads

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