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Song Parodies -> "I Want Phoebe"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Phoebe"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Remembering Phoebe Cates in '80s sex comedies...
I know a girl who's got nice tits
She's so fine, love her other "bits"
She's got everything a guy could desire
Brad was spanking his monkey when she suddenly entered!!!
(Fast Times)

I want Phoebe!
I want Phoebe!

Go to see her at Cherrydale
In drag, gonna massage her tail
Jim was shy, and it was getting hotter
Busted, Jordan screamed and then Chris caught him!
(Private School)

I want Phoebe!
I want Phoebe!

Phoebe by the pool, there's nothing better
Took off her bra in the hot weather
Phoebe naked is so divine
Too bad she married dumb Kevin Kline!!!

I want Phoebe!
I want Phoebe!
I want Phoebe!
I want Phoebe!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - March 21, 2018 - Report this comment
hard to think of a pun, when you're hard... 5s
Your First Erection - March 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Aw, how could you forget Paradise, in which then-17-year-old Phoebe Cates took just about every opportunity she could to be naked on the screen? Somebody even did an album cover for that one on here:
Rob Arndt - March 21, 2018 - Report this comment
I mostly remember her from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (pool scene) and "Private School" (making out with Matthew Modine)!!! I don't think I ever saw "Paradise" ... but "Blue Lagoon" with Brooke Shields instead!
Agrimorfee - March 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Just listening to The Cars "Movin' in Stereo" brings me back to that scene. Oh my! She was also great in Gremlins, with the Santa Claus monologue.
Parker - March 24, 2018 - Report this comment
She made like fifteen movies and then disappeared. But Oh, the memories! What teenage boy didn't have a crush on her at the time? Fives!

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