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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Barney"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Barney"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about Anti-Barney Humor or "Barney Bashing". Barney & Friends was a big show in the 90's and lots of older kids and adults together hated the show for being peachy, simplistic, and less educational than Sesame Street. The character himself is seen as annoying, dopey and lacking any other expression. An Anti-Barney song since "Barney's on Fire" (which is mentioned briefly in the lyrics).
A dinosaur who's dumb and sweet
Run him down, flat on the street
A dumb dinosaur I don't desire
And oh boy, Barney's on Fire

I hate Barney! I hate Barney!

Go to see him we'll go beat him down
Children don't want him in town
Let's kill him, go and beat him in the head
Purple dinosaur is now dead

I hate Barney! I hate Barney!

Barney in his grave, there's nothing better
We hate Barney, let's write PBS a letter
Please take that show off the air
It gave my son a bad nightmare

I hate Barney! I hate Barney!
I hate Barney! I hate Barney!

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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