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Song Parodies -> "Over Point 05"
Original Song Title:
"Wanted Dead Or Alive."
Original Performer:
Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet. . .
Parody Song Title:
"Over Point 05"
Parody Written by:
Mick 'Mixter' Davies
The Lyrics
In Australia, if someone drinks alot of alcohol, they are generally refered to as a 'Pisshead'. Also, in Australia, the legal limit for Blood Alcohol Content, or BAC, is 0.5%. Exceeding this limit leads to all sorts of problems. . . The Police and the Public have very good cause to be concerned about this issue. . . . . . . :-)
It's all the same; Only my glass will change.
Everyday; I still get wasted away.
I love the taste; When the beer's are oh so cold..
I'll still be drinkin' it; When I get old..
'Coz I'm a piss head.
A Monaro I drive.
I got busted.
Over Point 05 . . .
Sometimes I'm pissed; Sometimes I'm pissed for days.
'An all the people I meet; Just try to make me change my ways.
Sometimes I tell the day; By the bucket in the sink.
On Mondays pubs clean the lines; So I'm guaranteed a drink.
'Coz I'm a pisshead.
A Monaro I drive.
I got busted.
Over Point 05 . . .
I walk these streets; Police and public on my back.
It'll be twelve years; Before I'll get my licence back.
I get slagged everywhere; Still I'm standing tall.
I've seen a million crashes; I think I caused 'em all . . .
Everyday; I still get wasted away.
I love the taste; When the beer's are oh so cold..
I'll still be drinkin' it; When I get old..
'Coz I'm a piss head.
A Monaro I drive.
I got busted.
Over Point 05 . . .
Sometimes I'm pissed; Sometimes I'm pissed for days.
'An all the people I meet; Just try to make me change my ways.
Sometimes I tell the day; By the bucket in the sink.
On Mondays pubs clean the lines; So I'm guaranteed a drink.
'Coz I'm a pisshead.
A Monaro I drive.
I got busted.
Over Point 05 . . .
I walk these streets; Police and public on my back.
It'll be twelve years; Before I'll get my licence back.
I get slagged everywhere; Still I'm standing tall.
I've seen a million crashes; I think I caused 'em all . . .
A Monaro is an Aussie Holden Coupe'. If you want to know more about what I do, or wanna' hire a Writer, email me, mixtex@techemail.com . . . . :-) Keep a Smile on your Dial !!!
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