Song Parodies -> Hey Grumpy...Where's Happy?
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Worry, Be Happy" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby McFerrin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hey Grumpy...Where's Happy?" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
It's been a little while, so I'm a bit rusty...here's a little Disney noir for you to peruse!
Dere may be nuttin' wrong, of course
But I'm only countin' six dwarves...
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
De both of you went out dis mornin'
You de only one dat's retorning
Yo, Grumpy...where's Happy?
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
Last week I seen you far from home
Handin' some cash to shady gnomes
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
It ain't like 'im to be so late
It's time to investigate
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
(look around: no Happy!)
Damn, Grumpy...where's Happy?
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
(Hey, I know you got short temper
Why you angry, Shorty?
You snappy chappy...)
Yo Grumpy...where's Happy?
You got annoyed by 'is big grin
I'm hopin' you ain't done 'im in.... (Big gunny? Bear trappy?)
You both were jonesin' for Snow White, fair
You made it clear you don' wanna share
So I'm worried...for Happy
(Real worried for Happy now)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
De udder little guys don' know
Bashful ain't talkin': Dopey's slow
[NOW SNEEZY's GONE MISSIN!]
Hey, Grumpy...WHERE'S SNEEZY???
Down de mine, I heard dere's trouble
A small green hat was found under rubble
Oh lordy....where's SLEEPY??
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh
Ho-o-o-o
[Hey, Grumpy...don' do it! You crazy!
What's that look on you face?
Don' take everybody out like this!
I'm sorry! Put down that axe!
Whatever it is, don' worr...aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh
But I'm only countin' six dwarves...
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
De both of you went out dis mornin'
You de only one dat's retorning
Yo, Grumpy...where's Happy?
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
Last week I seen you far from home
Handin' some cash to shady gnomes
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
It ain't like 'im to be so late
It's time to investigate
Hey, Grumpy...where's Happy?
(look around: no Happy!)
Damn, Grumpy...where's Happy?
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
(Hey, I know you got short temper
Why you angry, Shorty?
You snappy chappy...)
Yo Grumpy...where's Happy?
You got annoyed by 'is big grin
I'm hopin' you ain't done 'im in.... (Big gunny? Bear trappy?)
You both were jonesin' for Snow White, fair
You made it clear you don' wanna share
So I'm worried...for Happy
(Real worried for Happy now)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(hey Grumpy)
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-(Where's Happy?)
Ho-o-o-o (Hey Grumpy, where's happy now?)
De udder little guys don' know
Bashful ain't talkin': Dopey's slow
[NOW SNEEZY's GONE MISSIN!]
Hey, Grumpy...WHERE'S SNEEZY???
Down de mine, I heard dere's trouble
A small green hat was found under rubble
Oh lordy....where's SLEEPY??
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh
Heigh-eigh-eigh-eigh
Ho-o-o-o
[Hey, Grumpy...don' do it! You crazy!
What's that look on you face?
Don' take everybody out like this!
I'm sorry! Put down that axe!
Whatever it is, don' worr...aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh
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You've made this old children's fairy tale more realistic...and adult..,,Capitol F- funny
This parody puts the "sin" in "jonesin". Reminds me of the joke, Q: What's red & has seven dents? A: Snow Whites cherry.
lol...love it...good to see your name grace these pages again
Not grumpy, I'm happy after reading this...
Fives for your "Seven." a HUGE improvement on the lame OS.
Funny parody - crap OS
Kristofian perfection... who else could bring Lizzy Borden to the Disney channel? Nice to see you back!
Nice work on the broken English. Sounds like Grumpy was taking lessons from the Seven Duffs.
Very cute and funny parody, Kristof! Like Alvin says, nice to see your name...as well as your parodies grace these pages again. You still got it! Love the "Heigh-ho!" lines replaced with "hoo...hoo" in that song. 555.
"Rusty?" Maybe that's the 9th dwarf or something, but it doesn't describe your spoofing skills. You haven't lost your touch. 556
This parody dwarfed all the others...555!!!
Lord Kristof, I love it when you "go Disney ", sir !
De man from down undah is back...I've been away too, so excuse me if this isn't your newest new one. Like you never left.. hehe555
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