Song Parodies -> "Yearning For Brew"

Original Song Title:

"Burning For You"

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Original Performer:

"Yearning For Brew"

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The Lyrics

Uh-oh, somebody's gone off the deep end....

Drunk in the alley
Know it ain’t pretty
Peed on a kitty
Won’t be home till three
Making no progress
Out on the highway
Going the wrong way
D'oh, I have to pee!

Earn in the day
Play in the night
I can't rhyme a reason, but I'll be all right
I'm grinning and spinning around is the room

And I'm burning, I'm churning, I'm yearning for brew
I'm lugging, I'm chugging, I'm slugging more brew

Prime effervescence
Limes are in season
Don't need a reason
Ain't no time to slow
Nights are contrasting
Nights are my B-side
Like Jeckyll and Hyde
Why I'll never know

Stern in the day
Turn in the night
Goes on and on, don't care if it's wrong or it's right
I've seen signs that this pleasing is driving my blues...

But I'm drugging, I'm chugging, I'm slugging more brew
I'm lurching, I'm purging, I'm seeing in twos

{Instrumental break: A time for reflection}

Learn in the day
Spurn in the night
I can't soar with eagles by drinking all night
I'm winning and thinning the level of brew

And I'm learning, not yearning, I'm spurning more brew
I'm turning, I'm learning, not yearning for brew
I'm learning, not yearning, I'm spurning more brew
I'm turning, I'm learning, not yearning for brew

This parody is fictional fun and in no way condones driving while drunk or impaired. Always drink responsibly, take a cab or have a designated driver. Or do what I do.....drink at home. :-)

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McKludge - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Not a parody I should be reading at 10AM, because now I'm thirsty. 5 bourbons, 5 scotches, and 5 beers for you.

Tommy Turtle - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Perhaps FG will "drive you to drink", as she did TT? :-D (you should be so lucky!) Three-pack of Fives from a former Improv Comedy Traffic School instructor.

AFW - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment

When I used to lap up a few suds, I was always urine-ing for brew...good write

Christie Marie M - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment

(Drunkenly): Shhhhhhwwwwweeeet parody. Hmmmm......I'm the pife of the larty!!! Whoops (hic) This RightIAm site I'm in? (hic) (few minutes sober): Punch drunk loved your parody, blackjack!! Chug-a-lug some 555's!!!

blackjack21 - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks McKludge, remember; it’s always 5:00 somewhere…….TThanks TT, I didn’t need a ride cuz I was already there……Thanks AFW, as someone once said, “You don’t buy beer, you rent it.”……….Christie, you better take it easy on that drinkin’ if you wanna soar with the eagles, honey. Thanks for v/c. :-)

Andy Primus - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL at peed on a kitty

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