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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear The Pedo"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Pedo"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

For the record, I think "pedo" (and its derivatives) should always be pronounced "pee-doh" and not "peh-do" when talking about pedophilia because "peh-do" is derived from the word for "foot" and while there's nothing wrong with having a foot fetish, that's not what we're talking about here.
Love restrictions once
Stood, but now they're gone.
Sodom did not fear pedos,
Nor did Gomorrah nor the Amorites.
(We can be as they were.)
Come on, children.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
He's your biggest fan.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
He's a loving guy.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
He's a real nice man.

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.

Mary Kay was once
Jailed, but her term's done.
Mary Kay Letourneau
Is now married to Vili Fualaau.
(She's now Mrs. Fualaau.)
Lots of students and their teachers every day...
(Like Mary Kay and her student.)
Scads of students and their teachers every day...
(Academic happiness.)
Truckloads of students and their teachers every day...
(You can be as they are.)
Come on, students.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
She's a geek's best pal.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
She'll keep you warm in bed.
(Don't fear the pedo.)
She's the hottest gal.

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.

Flesh of two made one;
Children having fun.
Comes the end of phobias;
Soon the love restrictions will be gone.
Soon the age of consent will be zero here.
Pedophobes will rage, then disappear.
Child-loving couples will have no fear.
(No need to be afraid.)
Come on, babies.
(Explore without fear.)
Little boys and girls...
(You can love each other.)
Go sleep with anyone you want.
(Or any two, three, or more.)
Free love throughout the land.
(You will be free as we are.)
Come on, babies.
(Don't fear the pedo.)

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