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Song Parodies -> "The Poke"

Original Song Title:

"The Stroke"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Squier

Parody Song Title:

"The Poke"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

The thing I'm most proud of with this song is Tee Public got a complaint from Billy Squier for the accompanying artwork I created and I had to take it down.
Now everybody, have you heard, don’t want the ‘Rona
Then the poke's the word
Won’t be unwillin’
Done with the trials
Keep the germs from killin',
Grab that vial, yeah

Put my right arm out, it might cause headache
Drink fluid, until that fever breaks
Get my vaccinations, from far and wide
Keep my confirmations by my side and

Poke me, poke me
Could be a winner for the state’s Vax-a-Mill
Poke me, poke me (poke)
Poke me, poke me
We’ll get the numbers down
Poke me, poke me
Feels like a splinter it’s safe, go post to Twitter now

Put my left arm out, keep it still in place
Keep my mask, right above my face
First you disinfect me, then let my bare skin dry
Then as you inject me, breathe that sigh, just

Poke me, poke me
Won’t be the reason this lasted so long
Poke me, poke me (poke)
Poke me, poke me
Got myself the booster joy
Poke me, poke me
Feels like a splinter it’s safe, go post to Twitter now

(Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke)
Better listen now
Said it ain't no joke
Don't let your conscience fail ya'
Just get the poke
Don't ya' take no chances
Want the rates to drop
As delta advances
Make it stop you just

Poke me, poke me (Poke, poke)
Poke me, poke me (Poke, poke)
Poke me, poke me (Poke, poke)
Poke me, poke me (Poke) do it
Poke me, poke me (Poke)
Poke me, poke me (come on)
(Poke)
Poke me, poke me (Poke)
Poke me, poke me
Feels like a splinter it’s safe, go post to Twitter now

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CML - May 20, 2022 - Report this comment
Ignore that Unabomber moron ... This is quite good. Love the OS, too. (OS is our hip Amiright lingo for Original Song)

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