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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Tonite"

Original Performer:

Billy Squier

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Guys"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

When this song came out, the video was INFAMOUS because it showed Billy Squier prancing around in a pink tank top making Boy George look macho. The song wasn't bad, but the horribly done video ended up ruining his career. This parody is Billy wondering what all the fuss was about.
They say I like guys, that just isn't fair
Is it 'cause of the way I shook my derriere?
Should never have worn that ol' tank top of pink
Man, that video I made, does it really stink!

They say I'm on drugs because of my style
How I dance like, how I prance like, how I act so wild
Oh, my, people think I'm a queen
'Cause I laid in satin sheets that I rolled between

Suddenly the gay bars are asking me for gigs
Fanboys are asking if my thing is big
Why does everybody now think that I'm a queer
Just cause of my little performance here

Tabloids got it wrong, papers telling lies
I was never gay, I don't like guys

You know I'm so straight, as straight as can be
I'm a real red-blooded macho man you see
Oh wait, you don't believe me
Then just do the Stroke and shut up, immediately

No one's buying tickets now
Well the stadiums all are emptying out
Charts are not bad; hey my song's at 14
But it's no consolation when the world's so mean

Life's never easy; but it rarely is this hard
My image is ruined, it's forever scarred
Another bad night, this is the end of me
Soon I'll have to hand out my admission for free

DJs got it wrong, papers telling lies
I am not that way, I don't like guys

You have got it wrong, it's a lie, a lie
This I gotta say, I don't like guys

They say that I should just come out
And that there's not a shred of doubt
But I'm not gay, I'm just misunderstood
Now every night I hear the sound
Of all the rumors goin' round
I'm in a heap of trouble, this ain't good

Tabloids got it wrong, papers telling lies
I am not that way, I don't like guys

You have got it wrong, it's a lie, a lie
This I gotta say, I don't like guys

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