Now everybody, have you heard
If your mind’s a-blank, then dry spell’s the thing
Whether it’s writer’s block or a rut
Career or sexual, click a link and

Read!

Put your browser up, open up Google
Type in what it is you’re looking for
Then click your Search button, right-click the links
Print out any pages of interest

Dry spell struck you
Could make a change or two with one click
Dry spell struck you
(Dry!)
Dry spell struck you
Just pick a number now
Dry spell struck you
Think you’ll be over it but man you’re just overloaded

Take your notebook out, keep it all in place
Move your pen right along the page
First you make a note of everything you’d like to
Try and then you go out and try it all, it all

Dry spell struck you
Let me help you resolve it all
Dry spell struck you
(Dry!)
Dry spell struck you
Get it together now
Dry spell struck you
Think you’ll be over it but man you’re just overloaded

Dry! Spell! Dry! Spell! Dry! Spell! Dry!

Better look around at your surroundings
Pay attention and you won’t have dry spells
Don’t-cha take no chances, sift through magazines
Or the Internet, especially Google

Dry spell struck you (dry spell)
Dry spell struck you (dry spell)
Dry spell struck you (dry spell)
Dry spell struck you (dry!)
(Damn it!)
Dry spell struck you (dry!)
Dry spell struck you (damn dry spell!)
Dry spell struck you
Dry spell struck you
Think you’ll be over it but man you’re just overloaded