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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Hates You"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants You"

Original Performer:

Billy Squier

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Hates You"

Parody Written by:

Random Little Writer

The Lyrics

Recently, a kid that I hate got expelled from school. This is a tribute to him...sort of. The events in this parody are completely factual, including my wish for him to be shot.
You came to school right before winter break
Thought you were nice, but boy, was that a mistake
You were okay for maybe three days or four
After a week, I didn't want to see you no more

At lunchtime you made fun of some kids
Called them homos, yeah, that's what you did
You acted all hurt when we got mad at you
You're a filthy hypocrite
Everybody hates you

Your nice fa├žade was gone before long
My urge to hurt you was growing steadily strong
You're friends with guys, enemies with girls
Some of your comments just make me want to hurl

When my friend eats an orange at lunch
You unzip your pants and tell her to munch
I pray every night that you get shot and die
You never go away
Everybody hates you

Everybody hates you
Your teachers all berate you
Everybody hates you, hates you, hates you

You crack sex jokes that make a sewer look clean
Aimed at my friend, you make sure they're completely mean
We curse and insult, we cut you no slack
You twist our words and make it hard to fight back

After a while you got suspended
A punishment you got for punching a kid
Five days later you're kicked out of our school
It was the greatest day
Everybody hates you
Good riddance, freak. I'll miss you like I miss the bedbugs.

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Logan the Amazing - April 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Dark and twisted, but a VERY GREAT job!
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2018 - Report this comment
It's cool that you got this out of your system in a creative fashion and didn't grab a gun--I've been there, R.L.W.

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