You can have some fun with almost any song
By writing all-new lyrics on its tune
And you can make a poem, let imagination roam
that's a good way to spend an afternoon

And if you are adult and not a total dolt
You also may have sometimes drink or two -
Whisky, rum or beer, wine you might endear
It will brighten up your day when feeling blue

But those two don't get along, hooch and spoofing song
Don't combine a parody and plonk -
'Cause when you spoof a song, it's too easy make it wrong -
Don't write parodies when drunk!
Ooo

You can write new words that might appeal us nerds
Or make them witty, clever, or plain fun
Heavy metal, rock, country, soul or pop
just any style of music can be done

You can drink like fool till you begin to drool
Or embalm yourself just like a pharaoh
You can get so high till you feel that you fly
But combining drink and parodies won't go!

So those two don't get along: hooch and spoofing song
Don't combine a parody and plonk -
'Cause when you spoof a song, it's too easy make it wrong -
Don't write parodies when drunk!
Ooo

But those two don't get along, hooch and spoofing song
Don't combine a parody and plonk -
'Cause when you spoof a song, it's too easy make it wrong -
Don't write parodies when drunk!
Ooo