Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "When The Law Needs Moaing"

Original Song Title:

"When The Going Gets Tough"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ocean

Parody Song Title:

"When The Law Needs Moaing"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

When the lawn needs moaing
The grass has been growning, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh
When the lawn needs moaing
The grass has been growning, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh

I got something to tell you
I got something to say
I forgot to cut the lawn this morning
And now the the grass has grown to long today

When the grass grows tough
Its tough to get Cutting

I'm gonna try to cut the lawn today
That's the price I'm willing to pay
I'm gonna try and make it look like a football pitch
And give it all and ill cut it by hand if i need to.

Daaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll trim every edge
Daaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll cut back the bushes

Ooh, can I trim you (can I trim you)
And do the things that gardeners do
Ooh, wanna cut you (wanna cit you)
I gotta get it smooth and looking cool

When the grass gets tough
(It gets tough to cut it)
When the grass turns rough
(The grass is gravel and rough)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooooh baby

I'm gonna buy me an eletric lawn moawer
Nothing's gonna hold me back
Your looking like a jungle (Like a jungle)
And I feel im wondering in the rain forest(woah)

Daaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll trim every edge
Daaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll cut back the bushes

Ooh, can I trim you (can I trim you)
And do the things that gardeners do
Ooh, wanna cut you (wanna cit you)
I gotta get it smooth and looking cool

[CHORUS]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Daaaaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll trim every bush near
Daaaaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll cut every bit of grass
Daaaaaaaaaaarlin',
I'll reach all the difficult parts
Daaaaaaaaaaarlin',
With this its some kinda art
Oooh (oooh)

Ooh, can I trim you (can I trim you)
And do the things that gardeners do
Ooh, wanna cut you (wanna cit you)
I gotta get it smooth and looking cool

When the grass gets tough
(grass has gone tough)
When the grass gets rough er! er!
(Going gets rough) When the grass gets tough
(Going gets rough)
When the grass gets rough er! er!
(Going gets rough)...[to fade]

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyocean4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1165