Song Parodies -> Hello, Supermodel!
| Original Song Title: | "Goodnight Saigon" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hello, Supermodel!" |
| Parody Written by: | wdh |
A story of a supermodel-type lady walking into a restaurant where some friends and I were eating. Just don't tell my wife I wrote this ;-)
We were at dinner
Just me and the guys
In comes a winner
Just look at those thighs!
Man she was hot!
Her clothes- so tight!
And we were all ready
To forget our wives
We got distracted
Like small, bored young ones
We were ecstatic
Just look at her buns
And she sat close
To our delight
Her legs were sexy,
All things were just right
Let's take her home now
Let's go and elope
Was she in Playboy?
Oh man- I sure hope
We dug her knees,
Her perfect height
And prayed to jesus christ
She'd accept invites
Wish we had cameras
To get just one shot
Of this great lady
I mean, she's so hot!
Meet her at dark
Have fun at night
We would hold on to each other
Like brother to brother
And keep going with all of our might
And we would all risk death to get her
We said we'd all risk death to get her
Yes we would all risk death to get her
Forget it, Charlie!
I called her, Baker!
She's mine, you nitwits
Don't try to take her!
And who would win?
Who would she like?
And would we be willing to risk our wife?
We had to pay
But we did
Want to stay
This ruined the night
Because we
Had to leave and not stare at her
We were at dinner
Just me and the guys
In comes a winner
Just look at those thighs!
Man she was hot!
Her clothes- so tight!
And we were all ready
To forget our wives
And we would all risk death to get her
We said we'd all risk death to get her
Yes we would all risk death to get her
Just me and the guys
In comes a winner
Just look at those thighs!
Man she was hot!
Her clothes- so tight!
And we were all ready
To forget our wives
We got distracted
Like small, bored young ones
We were ecstatic
Just look at her buns
And she sat close
To our delight
Her legs were sexy,
All things were just right
Let's take her home now
Let's go and elope
Was she in Playboy?
Oh man- I sure hope
We dug her knees,
Her perfect height
And prayed to jesus christ
She'd accept invites
Wish we had cameras
To get just one shot
Of this great lady
I mean, she's so hot!
Meet her at dark
Have fun at night
We would hold on to each other
Like brother to brother
And keep going with all of our might
And we would all risk death to get her
We said we'd all risk death to get her
Yes we would all risk death to get her
Forget it, Charlie!
I called her, Baker!
She's mine, you nitwits
Don't try to take her!
And who would win?
Who would she like?
And would we be willing to risk our wife?
We had to pay
But we did
Want to stay
This ruined the night
Because we
Had to leave and not stare at her
We were at dinner
Just me and the guys
In comes a winner
Just look at those thighs!
Man she was hot!
Her clothes- so tight!
And we were all ready
To forget our wives
And we would all risk death to get her
We said we'd all risk death to get her
Yes we would all risk death to get her
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Pacing needs a little work, but other than that I really liked it. 4-5-5. :D
Really Adiago? I thought the pacing was excellent, especially on a song this tough
Whoever gave this one 2's and 1's....shame. It's a good work.
I agree. I helped.
Good Song
Nice job. Is this about that Uptown Girl?
I sort of feel that this had orientation and conflict but no resolution, if you get my drift. I thought it was going to be a 'Something about Miriam' revelation at the end and was disappointed at the anti-climax. Good concept and well rhymed, though. 4's.
I kinda lost my Billy Joel buzz when he started hanging out with supermodels. Not that I can blame him, of course. Nice one, wdh.
It's one thing to hang out with supermodels if you look like Rod Stewart, Spaff. It's another thing to do it if you look like Billy Joel. And before anybody says, "Ric Ocasek & Paulina Porizkova," let me remind you that they're both Czech, so they have that in common.
Pacing was perfect until the last verse. I gave you 4s. I really liked how you worked in the original "Playboy" "hope" and "jesus christ".
(not "Jeff" above): Thought it was good
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