Gruden, he works on the Buccaneer Team
Trying to salvage the season
Keyshawn Johnson said the team wouldn't score
He said "Chucky just sucks is the reason"
Well, he said some harsh words
And he can't take them back, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack
You ought-a know by now
Who needs a receiver that can't catch?
Is that all we get for the money?

And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what you're all about
Gruden is not having that so they...threw him out
Yeah they threw him out

Mr. McKay told him off short and sweet
He handled the man's career ender
While Mr. Johnson tries to find a playing deal
On the street
The Bucs say they're still a contender
'Cause we're tradin in this Yugo for
A Cadillac ack ack ack ack ack
You ought-a know by now
If he can't can't with a pair of hands
It's time to return him to sender
And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what you're all about
Gruden is not having that so they...threw him out
Yeah they threw him out
(repeat chorus)
You should never argue with a crazy mi mi mi mi mi mind
You ought-a know by now
You can play for the Jets or whoever else
Is that all you get for your money?
And if that's what you have in mind
Then that's what you're all about
Good luck playin' ball 'cause they...threw you out!
Oooh...they threw you out!